A married couple was invited to a Costume Halloween party. That
night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had
developed a migraine headache and had to stay home. She told her
husband to go to the party without her. "Don't let me spoil a good
time for you." she said. After further discussion, the husband put
his costume on and went to the party. The wife took some aspirin and
went to bed.
After sleeping for a while, she woke feeling much better and decided
to go to the party and surprise her husband. As she was getting
ready, she thought "I wonder how my husband really behaves when I am
not around." She then got into a different costume, so her
husband would not recognize her. And went to the party. Once there,
she stood off to the side and watched.
There was her husband dancing with one girl after another and
getting very physical with them. She decided to see just how far he
would go. She went up to him and started dancing with him, got very
close and whispered that they should go outside. Going to one of the
cars, they made love. Prior to the midnight unmasking, she left and
went home to wait for her husband to return, so she could confront
him.
He arrived home about 1:00 a.m. and climbed into bed. She sat up and
asked "Well, how was the party?" He replied "It was no fun without
you honey." She said "I don't believe you, I bet you had lots of fun
!" He replied "Really honey. When I got to the party, some of the
guys and I got bored and went down stairs, to the basement, and
played poker all night. But you know, that guy I loaned my costume
to, told me he had one hell of a great time."
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