It was the fist day at school and a new student named Pepito entered the forth grade.
The teacher said:

"Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said "Give me Liberty or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pepito, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775"

"Very good Pepito! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response except from Pepito: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class you should be ashamed, Pepito who is new to our country, knows more about it's history than you do"

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Cubans"
"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pepito put his hand up. "J.F.K, during the Bay of Pigs invasion 1961"

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm going to puke"
The teacher asks "All right! Now who said that?"
Again Pepito says,
"George Bush Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991"

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Pepito, waving his hand, shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said,
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you"

Pepito yells "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001"

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher, who was on the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, we are in BIG trouble!, we better get the hell out of here!"

Pepito said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003"