THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10. Guaranty to get, at least, a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait a few minutes, and go at it aging.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who give you candy.

6. Person giving you candy doesn't have to fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you are kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

and the # 1 reason trick-or-treating is better than sex...

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR !