I hope that this joke does not offend some women. It is just a funny joke.
Most men know that without women we would not be here.
And without the love & care of good women, this would be a horrible world.

WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
                                        Author: Unknown
Bicycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.
Bicycles don't have parents.
You can share your bicycles with your friends.
Bicycles don't care who many other bicycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have.
Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your bicycle doesn't look good, you can pain it, or get better parts.
You can have a black bicycle and your parents won't mind.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want, and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
Bicycles don't get headaches.
Bicycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Bicycles don't care if you are late.
Your bicycle never wants a night out with other bicycles.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet it's mother.
The only protection you have to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helmet.
When in mix company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your bicycle.
 
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