CHARADES

A couple is doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and take a shower... but the husband can't find where the wife left the rake, so he yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, 'where is the rake'. But she can't hear him.
So he points to his eye [i], points to his knee [need], and makes a raking motion.
What? she yells.

So he repeats the charade routine. She nods like she gets it.
And then she points to her eye, then points to her left breast, points to her ass and then to her crotch.
Her husband is totally confused (and somewhat aroused) so he goes in the house and upstairs and asks
'what did you say?'

She says  'I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush'

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