THE PRAYING PARROTS

This lady approaches a priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing".

"What do they say?" the priest asked.

"They only know how to say 'Hi, we are prostitutes, do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible" said the priest, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will pray and worship."

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in the cage with the two male talking parrots, and the female parrots say "Hi, we are prostitutes, do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrots looks over to the other male parrot and say
"PUT THE BEADS AWAY! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!"

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