FUNNY QUOTES
“I refuse to answer
that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”
- Douglas
Adams
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's
best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx,
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -
Steve Martin
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then
doesn't hurt.” - Charles M. Schulz
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until
it goes away.” - Paul Terry
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody
turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
- Groucho
Marx
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is
that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things
in it.” -
Terry Pratchett
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one
whose answers I accept.” - George Carlin
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
- Benjamin
Franklin Wade
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
- W.C. Fields
“I'm not afraid
of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
- Woody
Allen
"There is a sucker born every minute" - W.C. Fields
“Two wrongs don't make a
right, but they make a good excuse.” - Thomas Szasz
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” - George Carlin
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